why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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