You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
She told me I should be a condom model.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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