he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
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If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
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Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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