so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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