why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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