did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
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I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
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If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
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