Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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