Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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