Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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