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(914): View more from New York

just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15

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(925): View more from California

We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car

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(706): View more from Georgia

He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.

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(912): View more from Georgia

If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.

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(727): View more from Florida

This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus

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(404): View more from Georgia

Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.

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(646): View more from New York

I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.

(917): View more from New York City

That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.

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