Rock
Scissors
Fuck
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
my liver is dry heaving
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Randomize
