She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
