whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
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He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
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Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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