you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
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Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
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I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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