We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
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I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
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Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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