these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
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