So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Randomize
