HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
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Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
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She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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