Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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