I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I didn't notice because vodka
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
