At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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