i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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