her vagina looked like bernie madoff
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
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that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
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It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
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