Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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