Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
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He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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