And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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