i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
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Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
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Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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