Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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