dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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