yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
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if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
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You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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