These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
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i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
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You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
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