Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
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I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
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You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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