She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
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I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
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It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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