I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
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he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
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she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile