that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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