haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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