Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
