Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
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Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
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I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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