I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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