I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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