Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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