At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
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The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
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Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
So. Much. Porn.
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