I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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