just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
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come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
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SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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