Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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