that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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