You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
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I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
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I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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