Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Randomize
