Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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