Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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