i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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