I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
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Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
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Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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