We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
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I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
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people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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