But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
The Olympian is in my bed
All the doctor said was why
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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