So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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