I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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