I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
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You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
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I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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