You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
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im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
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I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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