she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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