Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
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beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
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What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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